A parody on the banal song “I Love Ann coulter”
Watch this video to get a taste for the lyrics and then read my take on the song. It’s just a silly song (poem) mocking an even sillier song by the Right Brothers.
NO WAY IN HELL THEY’RE IN LOVE WITH ANN COULTER
She’s got nasty hair… skinny legs….
And a FOX-News intellect!
She’s a plagiarizer…a bulimic dieter,
I just hope she’s into jumpin’ off ledges!
She captures neocon hearts
Sells lies from the start
I know the tramp’s so damned pecuuuulllliar…
I can’t stomach Ann Coulter!
When all I wanna do is choke her…
And have her see her final E-K-G…
Just like she does… in my dreams!
I wonder, “Do they want to be her boyfriend?”
Cause they’ve gotta be a wheezin’…
Tellin’ Ann that she’s their fantasy.
They gotta see a man is their lover…
No way in hell they’re in love with Ann Coulter!
Each time her mouth’s upon their vertical fantasy
Or they look in her orbs they know
She’s charging them a whorrrrrin’ fee…
They can’t be in love with her!
When all I wanna do is choke her
And have her see her final E-K-G
Just like she does in my dreams!
Fools memorize her pages
Just like Mark-pedo-Foley!
Imps quote her books at work
With their Godless smirks
They don’t live in reality!
There’s much they don’t know of her
But by the day they’re gettin’ bolder,
Tellin’ me I want tyrrrrrranny,
I should be on my knees to her
Cuz they’re in love with Ann Coulter!?
No way in hell they’re in love with her!
How the hell can they be in love with her?
No way they’re in love with her…?
No way in hell they’re in love with Ann Coulter!
If you can handle an overabundance of inane lyrics and banality then venture to the links below.
(This blog is not responsible for the possible brain damage that may occur from visiting the following sites.)
The Right Brothers’ Web Site
Thanks a lot, Poetryman. That pix of that thing was enough to give me a mini-stroke, while arfing.
Ah…but blogwise, where would we be without Ms. Coulter?
Does that mean I have a love/hate relationship with her?
That was AWESOME!! I don’t think I’m even gonna bother to check out the Wrong Brothers version….;-)
“She’s a plagiarizer…a bulimic dieter”
lol! love the assonance! there’s something about a bad rhyme that, when done well, is just plain funny.
i like this experimental phase you’ve been in, tpm. you’re getting great results.
KEvron
um, you forgot her bleached hair — which i think is responsible for her brain rot…
just my 2 cents – grin
great song…
um, you forgot her bleached hair — which i think is responsible for her brain rot…
*Gasp* What a horrible slander on bottle blondes everywhere!
TPM, I could only take one verse and chorus of their song (I heard it earlier this week). Wow, that was painful. I like the “she’s charging them a whorrrrring fee” line especially.
Hell, you’ve seen my take on her. I still call her shtick The Aryan Minstrel Show.
great post–thanks…don’t know if you’ve seen this video of Ann Coulter, but it’s pretty classic:
http://www.minor-ripper.blogspot.com
I agree. Ann Coulter is the scariest guy I know.
He’s also usually the ugliest guy in the room.
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